White Wig of Judgment

Welcome, noble citizens of the Court of Mass Hysteria!

 

Once upon a time, the powdered white wig stood as a beacon of solemn authority, perched atop the heads of barristers and judges, wielded only by the wise and learned. But alas! The White Wig of Judgment is no longer confined to the courtrooms of old—it has been snatched up by the people, distributed like discount coupons, and now rests upon every head with a Wi-Fi connection.

 

These days, you need no law degree, no gavel, no grasp of nuance or historical context. All that is required is a keyboard, a smug sense of moral superiority, and a willingness to wield outrage like a saber. The world has become a grand tribunal where every opinion is a ruling, every social media post a verdict, and every disagreement a sentencing. And make no mistake—your sentence will be carried out in the public square of online doom.

 

Here at White Wig of Judgment, we celebrate the absurdity of modern-day moral crusades, the reckless abandon of self-righteous outrage, and the fine art of casting stones from the most brittle of glass houses. We honor the centuries-old tradition of hypocrisy with a knowing wink and a powdered nod.

 

So, adjust your wig, dear judge, and prepare to render your verdicts upon the world! But beware—your own trial may be just a click away.

 

Judging is easy. Being judged? Well, that’s a different case entirely.